The following are the top 10 reasons not to attend the Santa Anita Church.

1. If you think religion is serious business and don't like a congregation that often laughs louder than it sings.

2. If you need to attend a church that has spent millions on a basketball court; we are Metaphysicians, we exercise Meditation... for physical exercise we suggest the YMCA.

3. If you believe in an anthropomorphic, vengeful, judgmental God. (If you believe "God is Love"... you might on the other hand try us!)

4. If you like Hellfire and Brimstone sermons.

5. If you want a preacher who is publicly politically active, telling you how and who to vote for, and what your morals should be.

6. If you believe in an evil power. (If God is ALL, what is other?)

7. If you are close minded and have all the answers.

8. If you believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible.

9. If you believe we are living in "The END TIMES."

10. If you are not an INDEPENDENT THINKER.